Infidelity Melody.

"You hurt because he lied, I hurt because he lied about you."

Ive never been married, so I don't know what its like to have an unfaithful husband, which I think has got to be 10 times worse than finding out someone you're dating has slept with some hoochie behind your back.
Why is it though that when you find this out, its someone who looks like they have no class, morals, just got hit by a truck, is wearing a mask, and most likely has not eaten in a month and pretty sure those things she calls boobs are all silicone. Worse she could be Bombshell Maggee and have her forehead tattooed. Why do men cheat? Well I'm sure there reasons are different then women's, because I'm sure no man wants to admit he is insecure, and well just a horny bastard who thinks he wont get caught. I know women cheat too, so men don't get all defensive, I'm just singling you out at the moment. With all the media covering Tiger Woods, and now Jesse James, it seems appropriate.
My theory is if your not happy..say so. You want out, OK leave. If your too much of a coward to actually sit down and tell me what you think we should work on, or what is missing in our marriage then you deserve some uneducated, less attractive, self absorbed, good for nothing stripper/model/club hostess/pornstar/ skank!! She will most likely not know how to carry on a conversation with you, and prides herself on her ability to do every position in her Kama Sutra book, or hold herself upside down on a stripper pole, or how gets her friends in for free at the club.
Really? This is what I came second too? As much as it hurts, which I can only imagine how much it does when your a devoted wife or mother, once the pain subsides don't you just want to laugh a little? It doesn't do much, but it helps. I just don't get it? Wouldn't a man want an attractive women, who takes care of herself, is beautiful inside and out, has morals, family values, just a good take home to mom kinda girl?!
Ok.. who am I too judge I'm sure half if not all of Tiger Woods mistresses were good women, who had a ton of self respect, I mean hello, not everyone can win 75,000 dollars and be crowned "Miss Mistress". Gotta give her props, I mean at least she proved how worthy she was of this title by going on a very prestige radio talk show, hosted by the very talented Howard Stern. Give me a @#!%ing break!! Seriously? Wow I wish I could be awarded 5,000 dollars for just being a whore, but hey if you can get 75 why not sleep with a married man, a famous married man. I guess this can tie in with the fact that I don't understand why you would want to have a relationship with a porn star or a stripper. Not only is she getting naked for you and for free, she is giving old men boners for 20 bucks a pop. (no pun intended!) haha I guess if you have no problem sharing, and hey mama can pay the bills. Don't take this the wrong way, because I'm sure a lot of women have thought, and maybe not admitted, hey how hard would it be to dance around topless for intoxicated men, and women and make a couple hundred buck if not more a night?! If only it were that easy, OK it probably is because I know for a fact you don't have to know how to spell more than 5 words to be a stripper... id post a link to prove my point, but that's taking it a little too far.
The thing is, I actually have some self respect and don't need dollar bills thrown at me and shoved down my panties to make me feel like I am worth something... although I do want an excuse to wear those awesome clear platform shoes. If you take your clothes of for a living and want to preach to me how hard it is, please, I learned how to take my underwear off and squat when I was potty trained. I'm sure there are good women out there doing this, don't get me wrong I'm not saying all women who fall under any category Ive talked about are bad people, so if you are, or know someone who is don't take offense. On another note, go make that money honey! I guess I'm just not the "Hustling" type. Ohh and please don't threaten me with a "id like to see you do it" Because I can shake my big ass like nobody's business, and quit honestly Ive never seen a 95lb "entertainer" move there hips, that takes rhythm, crawling like a cat, well you get my point.
OK enough on that subject. Here's my thing.. when the club life gets old, when getting smashed and taking randoms home gets boring, when just sex, is just sex, and that just sex is just not enough because I do believe eventually you will want someone to love and hold, what then? Do you realize what you had and then want something to do with us? Because having the best of both worlds doesn't exist, at least not with two different people. Cant you be satisfied with the one who is your world? I guess its like an alcoholic who cant just have one drink.. I guess id rather have one good drink than 5 horrible ones that in the end just make me look like a fool and make me sick. (deal with my barely clever analogies).
Men love a chase, so do women. Its like an itch you cant scratch. But chasing only gets you so far. Im no expert on relationships, but I do know what its like to give your whole heart only to get hurt, and doing so knowing that it just might end up like that. Ill admit, women think that they can change men, and props to those who have changed a bad egg into a good one! You cant train an old dog new tricks, but you can certainly try. Women have a way of seeing a good man beneath a rough surface, we want to be the one to mend them, and show them what its like to have a good woman, some respond, some don't. Its easy to be with someone who doesn't require much, someone who wont hold you to any standard, someone who makes you feel better than them. Going back to Jesse James, come on.. he was married to a porn star than Sandra Bullock, how do you compete with that? Of course he could bang some she-man and feel superior! That's like going back to your small hometown in the country after living in a big city, you can throw on your worn out jeans and not shower for a week and no one cares.
My personal favorite.. when these women feel like they need an apology, or feel sad and angry about how they were used... uhhh HELLO? There was someone more deserving on the other end who feels just as bad, if not worse, and didn't know a god damn thing! You really thought it would end in your favor? Suck it up, keep your clothes on, and find someone who gives a shit.

That is all.
I might have a personal vendetta.