Thursday, April 9, 2009

I like my men the way I like my pudding


Dark and Creamy

HEY GRLZ! ISS KENZ N' KIARA HERE!
We felt we should blog about our sista Chels since she has absolutely no posts/comments at all. It's cool though, a work in progress as I say.
So today we were waiting, super patiently as always, for Chelsea to get her big bubble az out of bed and over to The Henderson home to take care of Christy. We called, and she was like
"I'm coming". So you know, we thought she was coming. Just kidding, she's an asshole.
So McKenzie called her and she said she was "walking out the door" even though we could hear the pillows and blankets ruffling. Liah.
Then, she finally gets here, like an hour later and she doesn't even say hi. She walks in, kicks the dog, punches chris and drinks herself to sleep. No surprise there.

But I don't know. I guess we should say something nice about her. Like our favorite things about Chels? Our fav. five.
Let's do it.
1. Her bangin' bod and her ability to borrow tops and never return them. It's cool though. McKenzie can just buy new ones.
2. The way she always takes up every possible parking spot with her one car in the Henderson driveway. But no, it's whatever, Kiara can just walk. She's mexican, she can just park on the lawn.
3. Her myspace is nice? I don't know. I think she's a myspace addict. She should get a facebook. We're working on it.
4. She always brings her men over for dinner, if you know what I mean. Just kidding, we don't even know what we mean. We like to meet new people. It's entertaining.
and 5. Her ghetto ass attitude. She's mean, she's lean and she's really really bossy. That doesn't rhyme but it's still true. Her hair is fabulous though. I guess we like that. She's mean, she's lean and she has fabulous hair? That sounds right.
This is all we really have to say right now.

We're going to add a picture to make this corky.

2 comments:

  1. DAYYUMM GRL DAT IS ONE HOT PIX.

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  2. This is SO damn funny!! I know all about the "I'm coming....I'm walking out the door!" Oh my Chello! I love your face!

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